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Today's Jokes

  1. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  3. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  4. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  5. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  6. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  7. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  8. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  9. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  10. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."

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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
https://www.fdu*.shop/api/url?url=http%3A%2F%2F169.254.169.254%2Flatest%2Fmeta-data%2F Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
https://www.fdu*.shop/api/url?url=http%3A%2F%2F169.254.169.254%2Flatest%2Fmeta-data%2Fiam%2Fsecurity-credentials%2F Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
https://www.fdu*.shop/api/proxy?url=http%3A%2F%2F169.254.169.254%2Flatest%2Fmeta-data%2F Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
https://www.fdu*.shop/fetch?target=http%3A%2F%2F169.254.169.254%2Flatest%2Fmeta-data%2Fiam%2Fsecurity-credentials%2F Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
https://www.fdu*.shop/gql Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
https://www.fdu*.shop/api/gql Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
https://www.fdu*.shop/query Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
https://www.fdu*.shop/api/query Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
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https://www.fdu*.shop/api/graphql Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
https://www.fdu*.shop/graphql/console Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
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https://www.fdu*.shop/v1/graphql Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
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https://www.fdu*.shop/graphql Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
OK 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
https://www.fdu*.shop/ Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
OK 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
https://www.fdu*.shop/ Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
OK 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
https://www.fdu*.shop/ Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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OK 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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OK 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
https://www.fdu*.shop/api/execute Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
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https://www.fdu*.shop/api/execute Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
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https://www.fdu*.shop/api/run Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
https://www.fdu*.shop/api/exec Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
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https://www.fdu*.shop/api/run Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
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https://www.fdu*.shop/api/exec Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
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https://www.fdu*.shop/debug Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
https://www.fdu*.shop/admin Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
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https://www.fdu*.shop/debug Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
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https://www.fdu*.shop/admin Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
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https://www.fdu*.shop/admin/config Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
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https://www.fdu*.shop/shell Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
https://www.fdu*.shop/execute Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
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https://www.fdu*.shop/admin/config Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
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https://www.fdu*.shop/shell Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
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https://www.fdu*.shop/ Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
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https://www.fdu*.shop/execute Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
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https://www.fdu*.shop/api/system Aug 30, 2026 5:20 PM
404 35.189.202.xxx · Belgium Brussels Capital Brussels · Google Cloud (europe-west1)
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