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  1. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  2. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  3. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  4. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  5. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  6. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  7. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  8. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  9. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  10. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.

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Your IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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https://lfe*.shop/

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