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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"

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