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  1. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  2. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  3. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  4. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  5. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  6. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  7. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  8. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  9. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  10. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.

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