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Today's Jokes

My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.

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