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Today's Jokes

  1. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  2. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  3. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  4. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  5. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  6. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  7. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  8. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  9. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  10. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.

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