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Today's Jokes

  1. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  2. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  3. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  4. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  5. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  6. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  7. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  8. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  9. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  10. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.

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