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Today's Jokes

I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."

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