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Today's Jokes

  1. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  2. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  3. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  4. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  5. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  6. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  7. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  8. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  9. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  10. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.

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IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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https://lfe*.shop/

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OK 43.157.172.xxx · Brazil São Paulo São Paulo · Acevillepteltd SG
http://hpl*.shop/ Jul 16, 2026 5:34 AM
OK 150.109.230.xxx · South Korea Seoul Seoul · Aceville Pte.ltd
http://fdi*.shop/ Jul 16, 2026 5:34 AM
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https://fdu*.shop/robots.txt Jul 16, 2026 5:33 AM
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http://www.hap*.shop/ Jul 16, 2026 5:31 AM
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